In case you are wondering, I chose the name DEFocuS because I wanted something that contained my initals, and also gave some hint of a graphical or artistic nature. I'll put up some of my artwork eventually, but for now, you'll just have to make do with my business card

Douglas "arper" Smith.

I do tons of stuff, and I'm really great.

Obviously a statement like this demands some supporting evidence. However, I'm too busy doing tons of stuff to provide any at the moment, so why don't you stop by again in a week or so, and maybe I'll have got around to putting some more info up.
Right, there are some things that I NEED and perhaps you can help me out.

• Someone with a young, perky, japanese accent to do some voiceovers for me.
• Someone with a real passion for gardening to do some unpaid work.
• Likewise, but for decorating.
• Motivation / a good kick up the bum / An interesting challenge.
• Emails from bizzare folk